Woodbadge Humor - You Might Be a Wood Badger


If you've ever been driving at 60 MPH and suddenly slammed on the brakes because you thought you saw a Patrol critter at a yard sale...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you've ever received a speeding ticket because you were running late and you were afraid you might miss THE SONG ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you've ever found yourself spending ten dollars or more playing a game of chance at a carnival because the top prize was a stuffed Kudu...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you were ever late for work because you couldn't find your patrol flag ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If instead of a night out with the boys, you prefer a night out with the "Bears" or "Owls" or "Beavers"...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you get disappointed at family reunions because no one wants to build a catapult ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If the fountain at your wedding had bug juice...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If your baby's first words were, "Back to Gilwell" ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you are absolutely sure that God looks a lot like ___(insert favorite staffer name)______...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If your Coat of Arms features a Kudu...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you think campfire building should be an Olympic sport...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you've ever cried because your spouse threw out a container of old ashes (and they weren't Uncle Pete)...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you've ever worn your Scout Uniform to your children's' wedding ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you list tin foil cooking as a skill on your resume....
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you bought that '89 Chevy Caprice for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If your favorite color is khaki...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you decided to lash together the new deck on the back of your house...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!


If you were arrested by airport security because you wouldn't give up your pocketknife until he said "thank you" ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If your son hides his copy of Boy's Life from you (get your own)...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If your favorite movie is "Follow Me Boys" and you spent months trying to convince Disney to release it on home video....
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you felt you won a moral victory when the BSA brought back knee socks...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you raise your hand to the Scout Sign at a heated business meeting...
ou Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you gave your wife a mummy bag rated for -15 degrees for Christmas...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you plan to get rich by writing a best selling Dutch Oven cookbook ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you actually own a left-handed smoke shifter ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If singing "On My Honor" makes you cry uncontrollably ...You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If a trip to Philmont is a pilgrimage ...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If the sales operators at the BSA distribution center's 800 number recognize your voice ..
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

If you named one of your kids Baden...
You Might Be A Wood Badger!

 

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